To launch The Commiseration Burger, Rustlers has recorded England’s unofficial Euro anthem starring singer Chesney Hawkes and Peter Shilton, the most capped England player of all time. The tongue-in-cheek spot nods to England’s, so far, limited success in the Euros with the message that we should perhaps be more realistic about our chances.

This message is reflected in Hawkes’ catchy lyrics and Shilton’s attempts at diverting attention away from Britain’s football prowess to its past glory; from inventing the computer to creating anesthetic. Ultimately, we’ve got lots of other things to be proud of whilst eating our commiseration burger!